Johnny Ball

Mr. Ball

I was born in a grain silo in mid July, 1970.  I was a good student and soon after I received my Doctorate in Literature from the University of Delaware, I enlisted into the Navy.  I rose in the ranks as time went on.  Most of my assignments cannot be discussed, so after 5 years I found myself speaking 7 languages and living in Dubai.  Even after assuming a new identity, I felt a strong need for something.  I found it the moment I heard Meat Loaf on American radio.  It was time to go home and search for a very special group of fellows.  This group would have to be rare, unusually gifted, extremely handsome, and bad as hell with Rock and Roll.  Six continents and seventeen years later, the search was over.  I am Johnny Ball.  Founding Father of The Johnny Ball Band.  Hide your women.  Johnny Ball is in town.